Who Says Florida is Trashy?

Here's the view from my front yard down the street:



Wait a minute. Is that what I think it is? No. It can't be.... People don't really do that, do they? Let's go closer.




Yes, folks, it's true. My neighbors have a toilet in their front yard, which is being used as a planter. I live in a classy, classy place. Also, please take note of the mushroom statue, the weird doll on their door in clothing more fit for November than May. What is that blue thing behind the toilet planter, you ask?

Well...

It's a metallic blue cat fox raccoon creature. Obviously.

I'd also like to know your thoughts on whether or not my neighbors should have left the handle of the toilet on. I think they should have, personally.

Seriously?

I have a mosquito bite in between my breasts.

What the fuck, Florida.

Jealous?

California has these, Florida does not.

Tornadoes?

As if it's not bad enough that it sounds like someone is spraying the walls of my house with a fire hose randomly throughout the night, accompanied by window-shaking thunder, now I have to watch out for fucking tornadoes? I have no basement!

Argh

My camera is completely broken. The screen is just white. As far as I can tell, it also is not actually taking pictures. Ugh. This is not okay.
Although it is a pretty good excuse to buy that really nice Nikon I've been looking at...

Sunset in La Jolla

Thanks A Lot, Brain

Last night I dreamt that a friend ingested some sort of expansion foam. We were trying to find the antidote for her, but we couldn't. All of this orange gooey foam started coming out of her, and then she exploded. Some other things happened that I've since forgotten. When we returned to the site of the explosion, the girl had turned into a house! It was a very nice house, with a big porch overlooking a river. There were seals swimming in the river, because seal are freshwater creatures. Good job there brain.
So now I am trying to focus on work while instead I keep picturing the events that transpired in my dream. Does not make for a productive mindset.